fucking beautiful human being john cho
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lol 13 year olds shouldnt be on tumblr
neither should 14 year olds
or 15 yr olds….16yr olds„ 17, 18,19, 20 yr olds,
nobody
nobody should be on tumblr
horrible website
| Me: | Thank you for calling, how can I help you? |
| Customer: | I need to get my subscription changed to my new address and renew for next year. |
| Me: | I'd be happy to help you with that; do you have a CRN? |
| Customer: | Not on me. Can you search by my name? |
| Me: | Certainly. And your name is? |
| Customer: | Mark Pellegrino. |
| Me: | ...Mark Pellegrino? |
| Customer: | Yes. |
| Me: | As in...Mark Pellegrino? Like, Lucifer, Mark Pellegrino? |
| Customer: | *chuckles* Yes, like Mark Pellegrino. |
| Me: | Oh my God. You're Mark Pellegrino. |
“Wait a minute kid, how old are you?
“Seventeen, sir!”
“Oh, oh good, he’s seventeen.”
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i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again.
I really like Jupiter’s design.
omg jupiter is a kawaii papa
Uranus is extremely surly from all the butt jokes everyone is making about him
OMFG
My god I want to be Io
SATURN
my favorite is pluto
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Oh, Mrs. Hudson…
This one’s even better than the first one
But I didn’t say I’m not bisexual. DYING.
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that is actually the most accurate representation I have heard
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when someone tells you basic information about something you’re obsessed with
when someone tells you incorrect information about something you’re obsessed with
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#look at neville’s face. #he’s trying so hard #to be all like, #”wow great singing! #nice job!” #because he’s a fucking #sweetheart like that #just such a goddamn nice guy.
it’s even better than that because he’s trying to protect trevor’s ears instead of his own XD I love you neville<3
#and ron is so badass he doesn’t even need to cover his ears #he’s all like ya’ll mad?
Ron is used to it because Percy loves to sing in the shower.
but omfg the knight in the background is all like wHO DARE COMES TO ATTACK ME
SIR CODAGAN TO THE RESCUE! If you don’t know who that is, I’d advise you read the books
Maybe it’s a trick of the eye but I would like to point out the two in the far right holding hands for brief second.
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f is for friends who do stuff without you
u is for uninvited
c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten
k is for krispy kreme yum
this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like
one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me
DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
shutupwomangetonmypurplehorse:
is that mercury
Looks like unicorn blood
…potterheads
Oi, we don’t get to ruin posts much. Shut yer face.
I really loved how unicorn blood in Harry Potter looks like mercury, see in ancient China they thought drinking mercury would make them immortal , but instead it killed them and made them crazy, kinda like what the unicorn blood did to Voldy.
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